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• Lady:Dr. Plz cal my husbnd inside Dr:Trust me m a gentleman L:no Dr. ur nurse is sittin outsid&my husbnd is not a gentlemn

• Father: maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai,wo Rupwati,Bhagywati,Soubhagywati hai. Son : par me 1 ladki se pyar krta hu or wo Garbhwati hai.

• FATHER: tune colleg me  konse muskil kam sikhe ?    SON: 2 muskil kam sikhe, danto se beer ki bottle kholna , aur aandhi me 1 tili se cigrate jalana

• Tumne suna nahi?  Wakai nahi suna?  CNN pe? BBC pe to suna hoga? NAT GEO pe? FM pe bhi nahi? to humse sunlo. I MISS U SOOOOOOO MUCH..

• Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai.. ki unki yaad me rona bhi manzur hai..Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko Pyar humne kiya hai wo to bekasur hai
• Ladke mandir kyu jate he ? ?patta he? ? ? Ke me batvu ? Kyuke vaha ? AARTI Shanti Sadhna Aaradhana P00ja Chetana Bhakti 0r mukati milati Hai.

• WADIYO se chand nikal aaya hai, FIZAO me naya RANG chaya hai, KHAMOSH Q ho Aap abto MUSKURAO APP ko Good evening kehne Hamara SMS aaya hai

• Dad: Exam Me Pass Ho Ya Fail Tume Bike Dunga. Son: Thank u. Dad:Pas Hua To BULLET collge Jane K Liye Fail Hua To RAJDOOT Dudh Bechne Ke liye

• 3 Fastest means of communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need still faster? Tell her not 2 tell any1
• Dil ko dil se Milaya Hai Apne, Door Hote Hoye bhi Apna Banaya Hai Apne, Kabhi bhool nahi payenge apko, Kyunki Yaad Rakhna bhi to Sikhaya Hai Apne.
• Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha….
• Subah Guzri, ShaM Guzri Jaldi Aa Gayi Raat, Nindiya Bechari Kaise Aye Jab Tak Na Kare Aapko Yaad.

• Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,maut to sachai hai aani hai,Luv U.. lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai ko
• Lagi hai chot seene me, apna dard fariyaad karte hai, jinhe aap bhula baithe ho, wo hi apko din raat yaad karte hai.
• Boy & gals playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to i’ll Kiss u. Gal: Wat?Achha,aur 6 aya to? Boy:kabhi ludo nahi khela kya?6 aya to dubara meri bari
• Tarasti aankhon ke piyas ho tum Tarapte dil ke aas ho tum Bhujti zindagi ke saans ho tum Phir kaise na SMS karain Jab itny KHAS ho tum
• Ham to pehle se hi aapke hai dost, Kya zarurat hai hame aazmane ki, Yaad na karo to koi gam nahi, Par khawahish na karna kabhi bhool jaane ki.

• Fill in the blank: Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Girl e)-Best f)-Just a of all Reply is a must.

• Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

* Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha….

* You r my sweet SONA I don’t want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart’s KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good NOON to kar LONA

*Sms karenge ham bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam pyari, Ye Sms milte hi ek Sms khijiye, Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi hai udhari. Gudmorn & have a nice day

• rahat bhi aapse milti hai, chahat bhi aapse milti hai, humse kabhi roothna nahi, kyunki mushkurahat bhi aapse milti hai!! “I LOVE U VERY MUCH”
• Dil ko dil se Milaya Hai Apne, Door Hote Hoye bhi Apna Banaya Hai Apne, Kabhi bhool nahi payenge apko, Kyunki Yaad Rakhna bhi to Sikhaya Hai Apne.
• na dur rahne se rishtey tut jate hain, na paas rahne se ban jaate hain, ye to ehsaas ke pakke bandhan hai, is liye aap hame aur hum apko yaad karte hain……
• karni hai khuda se ek guzarish, tumhare pyar ke siwa koi bandagi na mile, har janam me mile pyar tumhara, ya phir kabhi na mile..”I MISS U & LOVE U VERY MUCH”
• Tu hi bata teri nazron ne yahan,kisi aur ko dekha agar to mera hoga kia.Yunto teri nazron me hai sari duniyan,par teri nazron me hi hai sirf meri duniyan…
• A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
• Knock! Knock! May I come into Ur world? I bring no flowers,no cakes.But wishes to keep U fresh, Prayer to keep U healthy,And love to keep U smiling.¡°Gud Mrng¡±
• Chote log paise ki bat karte he,bade log time ki bat karte he,mahan log bat nahi karte wo sms karte he.
• Moon said 2 me,if ur frend not smsing u,why donot u leave ur frindship. I looked at d moon n said does ur sky leaves u when do not shine.miscal maar.
• day love n friendship met. Love asked:when i already exit,why r u here? Friendship:to make faces smile when u leave d tears.
• Kaha koi kitab aisi mili jis se dil mila lete,har 1 ne dimag khaya kis kis ko bhula dete,ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai,k ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.
• God saw U HUNGRY he made MCDONALD,he saw U THIRSTY he made COKE ,he saw U in DARK he made LITE,he saw U widout a cute frnd… Mujh sharif ko fasa diya! Ha Ha
• A man was lost alone on an island 1day he decides2build a wooden boat Sudenly a girl coms & d man uses d wood 4 making bed Moral”A girl can chnge ur aim!”
• Welcom 2 GUD Ni8 Restaurant. Menu: cool pillow, cool water bed, hot blanket. Discount on bill: Free cool dreams. Thank you. Please visit again. GD NYT
• wo madhosh aankhe, wo garam saanse wo kapkapata jism, wo nashili aankhe wo jalta badan maine to pahale hi kaha tha ye maleria hai
• A man calls his wife through an idea mobile. But the cal goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
• Someone asked m about ur age Wel i said The way ur dress up u look 19 Ur sweetnes look 15 Ur smile 17 Ur face 16 So all in all 67 yr
• I HATE U I HATE U H= happy 2 see u A=always miss u T=thank u 4 being my dost E=every day i remember u so really i hate U
• Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
• God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARAK? Apun bola NARAK! Apun ko malum Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka
• Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm.. Less words.. more understanding..
• BIRTH IS START OF LIFE BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE LOVE IS PART OF LIFE DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE BUT FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE
• Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience:Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining:ASAP, R U interested?
• In the Flower, My Rose is U. In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U. In the Sky, My Moon is U. I’m only Body, My Heart is U. Thats Y i always Miss You !!
• 1.u r nice 2.line 1 is true 3.line2 is false if line 1 is true 4.both 2 n 3 r correct.  5.line 4 is wrong confused???? great..
• Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k, Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain…
• i miss u itna u miss me jitna i miss u tabse u miss me jabse i miss u tab tak u miss me jab tak u miss me na janay kab tak but i miss u murtey dam tak
• In my dream : v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn on d way, i ws tird, u carried me on ur back. Wen v reachd d gate, GOD cald me “cum my child , leave ur donkey out
• 1st Sardar:jab me chota tha, charminar se gir gaya tha 2nd sard: fir to mar gaya ya bach gaya 1st sard: mujhe yaad nhi, tab me CHOTA Tha na.
• If U use mortein spray U will dieIf U don’t use body spray People will die ……….
• Skin meets skin when is that skin meets skin hair meets hair and balls disappear.. Dirty mind its ur eyes when u blink ur eyes it held.

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Boy: Chalte Chalte yunhi ruk jata hu main Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu main. Kya yahi pyar hai?

Girl: nahi ye kmzori ke nashani hy Subah sham Gulucose piya karo.